I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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