I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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