Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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