My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he shaved USA in his pubs
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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