I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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