thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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