Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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