I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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