You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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