the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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