Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I'm not a mortal combat character

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but my vagina is

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(734): View more from Michigan

operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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(609): View more from New Jersey

in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is

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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.

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(678): View more from Georgia

The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek

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(206): View more from Washington

So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.

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