but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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