so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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