That's intense
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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