She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she looked like the before picture.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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