i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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