The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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