You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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