Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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