so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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