if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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