You can't motorboat a personality
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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