His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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