okay pat passed out under dana's car
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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