I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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