She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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