so explain again why im purple
no
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
