the day after is always just damage control
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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