U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
