GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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