Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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