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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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