omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Alive.
So much puke
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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