My pussy is not your playground.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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