oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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