yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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