Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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