i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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