god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Im just a social blackout drinker.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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