I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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