I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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