I just pynch a tree in the face
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
