I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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