I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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