I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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