I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
