Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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