So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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