Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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