You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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