We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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