BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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